Iron Galaxy Chaser

Stupid fuck, stupid fuck, stupid, fuck. Stupid. Fuck.

How the hell did you fall for that.  Twice.  I know.

250 miles to not get kissed?  I know.

250 miles to get fucked?  I know!

250 miles to get what?  I know!!

"A wise man puts his filings in a bin.
a foolish man poops gold plated license plates."

Said no one ever.  Shut the fuck up.  Jesus Christ.

Yes, invoking capital letters because I hate you that much.

If the galaxy was made of iron
and a person had enough supplies in tow
the nearest star would be
a trail hike several a many afternoon
tire kicking sometimes rock skipping
tits out shoes off back on
hand in pocket eyebrow adjusting
wedgie undoing phone checking
earring adjusted fingertipping stroll.