Christmas Song 2

Dashing through the snow.
Gloves on, water soaking through.
Rushing through the snow.
I can jump from the porch farther than you
and belly flop chin first, flakes flashing.
Eyelashes frosty as hell
and a good hat on. I will put lights up.
Watch the sun go down.
An alignment of the planets in our system.
The third star on the right:
"you have reached your destination."
6 billion times over
one day.  To be lucky.  Wear a snow suit and 
mind the rust.  I can nail a snow ball to the wall
from 30 yards out.
A scarf is also recommended,
but ya don't have to bring one if ya don't feel like it.
I may hum the Ode to Joy 
when I dust your hip off
after tackling you,
don't mind me or the smoke coming off my tail.
Snow angels beside you.
Laughing all the way.  Snow flakes stilled
on my lashes

Christmas Song

Power chords and Christmas lights.
Power cords and Christmas lights.

A fire and a tall boy.
Mistletoe and a fat man.

A hat with a bobber and
a hook to see the way through

to a new year.  Ferocious and ferrous.
Black ice and good traction and a chain or two.

I am coming over.
Straight to the North pole to

punch you in your monkey face
you rat bastard.

Cinnamon pine cones
and all of that.

Punkin head and
candy canings.

And a sock to hang over the fire.
Chestnuts roasting and meat on the metal.

Charred over rare.
And smoke down the whistle.

Caroling.  Snow and the moon and the sun
to push you blind.

Are You My Mommy?

Look for answers and we will give you rush.  Full on the face.  Full b l u s h.  It's very unpleasant.  It's very taken aback.  It's very lyric song.

I think I'm ten kinds of thousand push toward ten kinds of peach blush,
I think I know
what's ten  kind cuz.
I think I know what's ten kind huuuutsch.

Rabbit in the whole.  Bot a fox for a troll.
Got ten kinds of the golden rule
for the scroll.
A shark for lagoon.  Got a mother#$%^er
harp for the wound.  A way to say everything
is tiny violin for fingertips on a spoon.

Flak in the air.
Body bags going home.
How about instead of putting up a plaque
set a gnome.

Light a candle.  Change what you're wearing.
Think about how you'll be dressed
when you're burr9ed.

Are you my mommie?  I know you can't be.  Can you?

Working hard and hardly working.
Are you my mommy?
On top of the junk yard
picking up pieces and putting together a great vinyl.
Are you my mommy?
Ms. Lady, are you my mommy?
Beautiful, no.
Are you my mommy?
No!  Stop!
Are you?
No.
I found something I thought you may like.  No.  I will take a look.  Are you my mommy?  No.  I will see.  Will you see?  Yes, I will see.  Are you my mommy?  No, but I will see.

A Brunch Over Tea

When our powers combine.
We are
combinatorics.  So rhetoric and graph theory had a baby?
What is the first draft pick in  2034
to be sure I can teach him how to make lawn darts.
Murderous subtlety.  The avenger!  No.
When our powers combine
we are
genesis.