Cats

I have broken all of your taco shells.
They smelled delicious.  I think.
Or was that the taco meat grease
from the fingertip you used
to close the container?
They did not scatter,
the lid remained fixed.
You really should do better
at washing your hands regularly.
I would say "you're welcome",
but we both know you are not going to thank me,
you ungrateful piss,
and will probably feed them to
those feathered flying mice
outside my window.