Dear Nose Blower

When you haven't quite got it,
tendril hung between the
El train and the pipped local
stop sign stippled tongue rake.

Surface streets or highway?
By air or by asphalt.
An indictment on mouth's condition?
Don't be silly.

Speed cross distance is time.
Time multiplied by pelvic floor
equals lung capacity and as long
as there is no blood we're good.

Lightheadedness
a side affect.
Where's my chewed toothpick?
Haywire.  Sneezed the spare change and stick
right out of my damn purse.