Always Birdo before Bowser, by a hair.
Blame it on N64 Tennis and
my nem that always took it
a shade too seriously.
Sympathy for a goomba and
travesty for a koopa and
I always wanted to see a bird's eye of F-Zero.
He had two tails, come on!
No? That's fine. Sometimes when I cannot keep
my mouth shut I recite lines
from Arkanoid and remember
blips of Asteroids and think about
how much fun that job would be. Make a T.V.show
about that I am
halfway in the door and halfway out. Don't do that.
You'll get tanked one script in.
But seriously. Top Gear. First edition. I still have nightmares.
