Smoker 61

Licked fingertips touched to engine block.

"Yep, that's 10W-30.  When is the last time
you changed your oil?"

About 4,388 miles.

"We'll throw one in.  An extra thirty sound good?"

A hex on all of your houses!

"Fifteen is fine.  You can pick it up next Monday.
No one will be in the shop 'til then." 

Okay.  Okay.  I will see you then.

"I don't have a lighter."

Right.  Yes.  Can't smoke in here. 
Monday!  I will call.