Sticker War

It's backwards.
It's not backwards,
it's upside down.
It's not upside down, it's backwards.
It's not backwards, it's upside down.
It's not upside down, it's backwards.
It's not backwards, it's upside down.
It's not upside down, it's backwards.
It's not backwards, it's upside down!
It's not upside down, it's backwards!
It's not backwards, it's upside down!!!

There.  Now it's neither upside down nor backward.
It's in pieces.  Arrange it how ever you will.