They call me
by many names.
If you have a light
you can call me anything
as long as I smile.
As far as
Christopher?
Absolutely not.
Offer Cricktwofur and I will demand your tongue on a velvet pillow
that measures 16 inches by 16 inches and no less
and a velvet that must match one of the primary colors
number coded to the amount of fingers I have splayed
behind my back without do-overs
as well as
both of your ring fingers, one of your achilles tendons
(you have the option between the two)
one of your thumbs, all of the clothing you are wearing,
and 25% of the hair on your scalp. You can keep your scalp.
Then yes.
Do you have a light?
Well then, also yes
(that's not my name).
