Because someone thought
it'd be a great idea,
a good laugh,
to just eat all of the blue paint.
Oh yeah, bud. I didn't forget.
Quite a laugh. Quite a laugh.
You got me. Hah. Hah!
Fuck off. You knew I was going to use it.
Jack ass. Fucking jack ass.
WHAT THE HELL, MAN?
No, it's not fine. I specifically. I fuck.
I fucking specifically told you
to not eat the fucking paint.
This is why we can't have nice things. Fuck.
I needed that! I put it aside for
you know what? I don't care. Good job.
Fuck you.
Keep it moving.
