Apples

Are you smelling my laundry?

No.  Maybe.

                 I wanted to see if it was ready to fold
                 or ready for washing.  Na'mean?

You can skip me.  That's fine.

I wanted to make you happy.

You can skip me.  It's fine.

                 I didn't want you to be upset.

                                    You can skip me.  I don't care.
                                    I'll be back later when you're done
                                    with your clothes.

                Okay.

Don't steal my underwear.

                I won't.

Promise.

                I promise.

That you?

                I promise I will not steal your underwear.

                                  Okay.  Good.  And thanks,
                                  You've a good heart.  Just try
                                  to be a little less thorough
                                  it gets creepy as hell sometimes
                                  when you pay attention to...

                                                                           (I have to)