Fur Chat

"Hey baby, want to exchange some securities?"

I think
you might have
the wrong room so
yes?

"You know what would be a capital idea?"

No, but go on.
I am pretty
curious and you are
boring me to tears,
bloody, bloody tears.

"If you and me got on web cams and did some insider trading,"

I think
you might have
a great sense of humor so
yes?

"because I am so needing a good tongue bath."

Weren't we on Wall street
less than five seconds ago.
My imagination is not happy
with you, but I am curious
as to how a dog
could land a government job
so: yes,
let's do this.