Kicked In the Nuts

Have you ever
hauled off and hit someone
directly in the crotch?

It's a great feeling
to see them slump
knowing your knuckles
are still intact
for not kissing plaqued teeth,

but more importantly
I have been restraining myself
from releasing the spring
and spanking my sixty year old boss
every time he needles me.

The joy of the exercise of
not today,
but soon,
is not nearly as fun

as connecting
repeatedly.