FFS is much easier to type and
I am courteous enough
to abide by the colloquial chatter
in the Brit dominated open arena,
but rest assured,
you aerodrome camping bastard
who likes to pad his ratio
by knocking off the noobs
while they've still got their socks down,
I will respawn and fly to the edge of the map
where I will have the peace and quiet I need
to compose a 17 line string of expletives
that will leave no branch of your family tree
unmolested
before I track you down and
give you a full facial
from behind the sun's covering fire and score
the only kill that will matter to me at days end.